Showing posts with label Others. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Others. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

This'll make you cry!!!


In Phoenix, Arizona, a 26-year-old mother stared down at her 6 year old son, who was dying of terminal leukemia.Although her heart was filled with sadness, she also had a strong feeling of determination.

Like any parent, she wanted her son to grow up and fulfill all his dreams. Now that was no longer possible.The leukemia would see to that. But she still wanted her son's dream to come true.

She took her son's hand and asked, 'Billy, did you ever think about what you wanted to be once you grew up ?

Did you ever dream and wish what you would do with your life ?

'Mommy, 'I always wanted to be a fireman when I grew up.

'Mom smiled back and said, 'Let's see if we can make your wish come true.'

Later that day she went to her local fire Department in Phoenix, Arizona, where she met Fireman Bob, who had a heart as big as Phoenix. She explained her son's final wish and asked if it might be possibleto give her 6 year-old son a ride around the block on a fire engine.

Fireman Bob said, 'Look, we can do better than that. If you'll have your son ready at seven o'clock Wednesday morning, we'll make him an honorary Fireman for the whole day. He can come down to the fire station, eat with us , go out on all the fire calls, the whole nine yards !

And if you'll give us his sizes, we'll get a real fire uniform for him, with a real fire hat - not a toy -- one-with the emblem of the Phoenix Fire Department on it, a yellow slicker like we wear and rubber boots.

''They're all manufactured right here in Phoenix, so we can get them fast.'


Three days later Fireman Bob picked up Billy, dressed him in his uniform and escorted him from his hospital bed to the waiting hook and ladder truck.
Billy got to sit on the back of the truck and help steer it back to the fire station. He was in heaven.
There were three fire calls in Phoenix that day and Billy got to go out on all three calls.He rode in the different fire engines, the Paramedic's' van,and even the fire chief's car.
He was also videotaped for the local news program.
Having his dream come true,with all the love and attention that was lavished upon him, so deeply touched Billy, that he lived three months longer than any doctor thought possible.
One night all of his vital signs began to drop dramatically and the head nurse, who believed in the hospice concept - that no one should die alone, began to call the family members to the hospital.
Then she remembered the day Billy had spent as a Fireman, so she called the Fire Chief and asked if it would be possible to send a fireman in uniform to the hospital to be with Billy as he made his transition.
The chief replied, 'We can do better than that. We'll be there in five minutes. Will you please do me a favor ?
When you hear the sirens screaming and see the lights flashing, will you announce over the PA system that there is not a fire ?' 'It's the department coming to see one of its finest members one more time. And will you open the window to his room ?'
About five minutes later a hook and ladder truck arrived at the hospital and extended its ladder up to Billy's third floor open window -------- 16 fire-fighters climbed up the ladder into Billy's room !!
With his mother's permission, they hugged him and held him and told him how much they LOVED him.
With his dying breath, Billy looked up at the fire chief and said, 'Chief, am I really a fireman now ?
''Billy, you are, and The Head Chief, God, is holding your hand,' the chief said.
With those words, Billy smiled and said, 'I know, He's been holding my hand all day, and the angels have been singing.'He closed his eyes one last time.
Uplifting stories are one of the best gifts we receive. There is no cost, but a lot of rewards, so let's continue to uplift one another.

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Seksa Si Jongos

Penat aku tengok gelagat budak nihhh....!!!

Thursday, April 30, 2009

ePi B'daY aYaH..!!!



Pagi tadi.... Kak Cik talipon (Bb).. "elo ayah.. selamat hari lahir ayah, kak cik sayang ayah, kami semua sayang ayah.."

Owhhhh... terlupa sungguh aku, alhamdulillah walau sedetik terlupa telah di ingatkan semula tentang nikmat yang perlu disyukuri kepada Nya..

...dah meningkat umo aku neh.. apakah cukup amalan aku untuk dibawa ke akhirat ???????

Why Not ?

Bukan hanya sekadar kata-kata yang dipertuturkan...............


Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Maid Gila.. Beware !!!!

Pada kengkawan yang ada maid kat rumah tu pantau-pantaulah sama yer... takot jadik macam ni... nyesal tak sudah, kesian kat anak-anak kita tu !!!!!!!!!!


Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Hot Chilli Papper


Panassss...panassss......sensasi lagik (cute nyer tikus tuh) hehehehe..


Aduiiiiii ngantuk nya... malam tadi si kembor berdua tuh dia tak moh tido... melayan sampai kepagi dari jam 2.50am hingga lar ke subuh jam 05.03am !!!!

Monday, February 9, 2009

GAGAHnya wanita


Kegagahan seorang wanita bukan kepada pejal otot badan, tetapi pada kekuatan perasaan.


Wanita yang gagah adalah :-


1) Perempuan yang tahan menerima sebuah kehilangan


2) Perempuan yang tidak takut pada kemiskinan


3) Perempuan yang tabah menanggung kerinduan setelah ditinggalkan


4) Perempuan yang tidak meminta-minta agar di penuhi segala keinginan.


Kegagahan perempuan berdiri di atas teguhnya iman. Seluruh kegagahan yang ada pada Khadijah adalah kegagahan sempurna bagi seorang perempuan.

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

..un-fatigued


Market Visit dah selosai... yahooooooooooooo jom shooping !!!



Gift Shop - Gamaknya batu lesung neh bley guna ker, atau hanya utk perhiasan saja... huhuhuhu




...sempat lagi tu... alamak, ni nak membeli ker nak errrrrrrrrrrrr




Crystal World - "Kulit u puteh.. kena kaler yg terang sket !!".. Miss Yew minta pendapat aku tentang warna yg sesuai utk kulit dia........




Mmmmmm........... mana satu pilihan neh, naek berpinau mata aku.. karang Lady tak berkenan plak dgn pilihan aku....



"nah... yang ni sesuai untuk kak ngah ngan bb"... Mr Hebat & Miss Liew mencadangkan earing ngan brooch..



yang ni besar sangat maunya tersembam if tersadung neh...



yang ni kecik pulak dah... mana satu neh adoiiiiiiiii !!


Perghhhhhhhhh... ada macam tokey kedai kristal tak ? ...tak payah tunjuk lar apa yg aku dibeli.. rabak juga lar poket aku... huhuhuhuhu

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

...mystify...


Ur kid will say dis for u.... and wut will b ur answer.... ?????

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Arrrrrrgghhhhhh.... de gormless


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Thursday, November 27, 2008

Relex sekejap........


Kisah suami, isteri yang tidak pernah melihat apa itu cermin dan juga mak mertua yang tak sedar diri....

Ini kisah pasal sepasang suami dan isteri orang asli yang tinggal di dalam hutan. Rumah dorang ni dibina di atas pokok... 2 tingkat lagi tu. Si suami kerja nya mencari makanan di hutan, sama ada dengan pergi berburu ataupun memetik buah-buah hutan. Si isteri pula tinggal mengemas dirumah.


Suatu hari, Si suami pergi mencari makanan dihutan. Sedang mencari-cari.. tiba-tiba dia terjumpa cermin. Dia pon bawak balik cermin tu dan disimpankan cermin tersebut di tingkat atas rumahnya tanpa pengetahun isterinya.


Setiap hari sebelum pergi keluar mencari makanan, dia akan masuk ke bilik dan melihat cerminnya. Sehinggalah satu hari, si isteri naik pelik melihat telatah suaminya tu..

Maka disiasatlah bilik yang selalu dimasuki oleh suaminya bimbang-bimbang kalau suaminya menyimpan perempuan lain di bilik tersebut tanpa pengetahuannya..

Dan punyalah terkejut beruk.. dia masuk je bilik tu.. di ternampak cermin suaminya. Oleh kerana si isteri ni taktau cermin tu apa.. so, dia ingat orang dalam cermin tu memang perempuan simpanan suaminya.

Apa lagi.. habis berlari dan meraung menangisla dia cari mak nya.. Lepas berjumpa dengan maknya.. mak dia cakap nak lihat sendiri perempuan yang kononnya disembunyikan oleh suaminya tu..

Lalu maknya pon masuk ke bilik tersebut. Kemudian keluar dari bilik tersebut sambil ketawa terbahak-bahak..

Isteri: Apsal mak ketawa?..

Mak: Apa teruk benor selere suami ko tu.. kalau ye pon nak kawin lain.. carik la perempuan yang elok sikit.. Ini tak.. aku tengok perempuan kat bilik tu.. dah la tua.. hodoh pulak tu..


Isteri: ??????????????

Thursday, November 13, 2008

Take A Break


There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals. King Kong, an Ape, an Orangutan and a Monkey pass by. They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree.


Who do you guess will win ?Your answer will reflect your personality.Think carefully . . .

TRY AND ANSWER WITHIN 30 SECONDS

Got your answer?

Now scroll down to see the analysis.
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If your answer is:



Orangutan = you're sick



Ape = you need a break



Monkey = worse, you suppose to be in the hospital right now..



King Kong = I think you better take 1 year leave..

Why?????



A COCONUT TREE DOESN'T HAVE BANANAS !



OBVIOUSLY YOU'RE STRESSED AND OVERWORKED.TAKE SOME TIME OFF AND RELAX!

Monday, November 3, 2008

SUAMI - kalau vs jika


KALAU SUAMI


Kalau suami mula berahsia..

Itu tandanya dia tak setia


Kalau suami meninggi suara

Itu tandanya dia dah ada mak we


Kalau suami mengaku bujang tua

Itu tandanya dia nak ngurat anak dara


Kalau suami selera tak ada

Itu tandanya dia nak pasang dua


Kalau suami lambat balik aje

Itu tandanya dia dah syok kat setiausaha


Kalau suami tidur di ruang tamu

Itu tandanya dia dah jemu


Kalau suami malam jumaat buat tak tahu

Itu tandanya tak lama lagi hidupmu bermadu


Kalau suami garang macam singa

Itu tandanya hati dia dah tak cinta


Kalau suami asyik komplen aje

Itu tandanya dia dah tak suka


Kalau suami mula sepak terajang ke muka

Itu tandanya dia nak memberimu title JANDA


JIKA SUAMI


Jika suami sayangkan isteri

Dapat gaji semua diberi


Jika suami sayangkan isteri

Kerja rumah rela dikongsi


Jika suami sayangkan isteri

Kereta diberi suami naik LRT


Jika suami sayangkan isteri

Duit poket diberi setiap hari


Jika suami sayangkan isteri

SMS dikirim tanda rindu dihati


Jika suami sayangkan isteri

Kongsi masalah nasihat dikasi


Jika suami sayangkan isteri

Diberi ciuman setiap pagi


Jika suami sayangkan isteri

I love U, I miss U katanya setiap hari


Jika suami sayangkan isteri

Isteri gemuk, dikatakan seksi


Jika suami sayangkan isteri

Sakit sikit selongkar laci ubat dicari


Jika suami sayangkan isteri

Kemana sahaja dibawa pergi


Jika suami sayangkan isteri

Sentiasa jujur perihal diri


Jika suami sayangkan isteri

Status berkahwin bangga sekali


Jika suami sayangkan isteri

Cintanya suci hingga ke mati

PESANAN KEPADA ISTERI2 : Adakah suami2 anda tergolong dlm kategori ini? JIKA SUAMI ... lebih banyak dari KALAU SUAMI maka bersyukurlah kerana rumahtangga anda umpama SYURGA.


tetapi .... KALAU SUAMI .... lebih banyak dari JIKA SUAMI ... maka berhati-hatilah.Wahai kaum isteri jangan sampai rumahtangga mu umpama NERAKA.


PERINGATAN KEPADA SUAMI2 :Bukankah lebih baik jadikan rumahtangga itu SYURGA dari menjadikan ia NERAKA ?????


JANGAN ANDA MERASA MENYESAL KERANA MENCINTAI ISTERI .. KERANA DIALAH BIDADARIMU DI DUNIA INI..

DAN JANGANLAH ANDA SERONOK MENZALIMINYA KERANA DOA ORANG TERANIYA DITERIMA ALLAH YANG ESA...


Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Thursday, September 11, 2008

...promptitude cavity...

Hari neh Tuan Tanah Kedaung nak ajak penghuni tanah semua meninjau satu situasi yang begitu sinonim dengan orang-orang kita... kebelakangan ni kita dok dengaq bank kena rompak, kedai emas kena rompak, kedai pajak kena rompak... senang jer kena rompak.. kenapa ?

..... cuba kita jenguk-jenguk dalam bank ker, kat pajak gadai ker.. kat kedai emas ker.. tgk mcm mana lar gayanya securiti yang diletakan, adakah benar-benar untuk menjaga keselamatan tempat tersebut atau hanya sekadar untuk mencantikan panorama di dalam tmpt tu saja.... mana tidaknya "statue bernyawa" pasti menarik minat pelanggan..!!!


Kita penah tgk aksi2 dalam filem, securiti semuanya berbadan sasa, tangkas dan bertenaga... senang jer rompakan dapat di patahkan.. secara logik lar, tapi di negara kita ni asal ada jer.. dari umo belasan tahun hingga lar ke atok-atok yg sepatotnya dok kat rumah jaga cucu...! Kesian Tuan Tanah Kedaung menengoknya.....

..... atau mungkin juga menyahut seruan kerajaan supaya bijak berbelanja jadi untuk merialisasikan matlamat kerajaan, itu lar securiti yang paling menjimatkan....!!!

Paraaaahhhhhhhhhh...!!!

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

dulu dan sekarang....


Teringat seketika dulu time kat kg...... bila dgn arwah nenek, macam-macam pantang larang dia cakap dekat cucu yang sorang neh.. maklum lar terlebih nakal lar katakan wakakaka.. adehhh !!

DULU : Jangan duduk atas bantal, nanti montot jadik bisul ... menggigil giler akuuuu.. !!!
SEKARANG : Duduk lar atas bantal tuh kalau x nampak depan bila memandu... x der bisul pun....

DULU : Jangan tidur meniarap sambil angkat kaki keatas (nyabong kaki).. nanti mak mati.. menangis sampai nak rak aku waaaaaaaa....waaaa...waaaaaa !!!
SEKARANG : Tidur lar macam mana pun janji lelap mata besok bleh buat kerja kira ok dahhh... mak aku pun ok jer sampai hari ini..... !!

DULU : Kalau anak dara pula jgn nyanyi kat dapor karang dapat laki tua..... lantak lar aku bukanya pompuan !!!
SEKARANG : Melalak lar bagai nak gila kalau tak dapat laki tua... siap dikejarnya sampai rumah, sampai bergaduh dekat publik pasal jantan tua tuh... sori ekkk kalau sesapa terasa..

DULU : Jangan mengintai nanti tumbuh ketumbit kat mata.... risau gak aku !!!
SEKARANG : Siap bleh buat video clip lagik bila mengintai tu (bukan aku yg mengintai aaaa) tak der plak yg kata jadik ketumbit ker apa ker... wakakakakaka !!!

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Management Lesson !!!


When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be BOSS. The brain said, "I should be BOSS because I control the whole body’s responses and functions".


The feet said, "We should be the BOSS as we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go".

The hand said, "We should be the BOSS because we do all the work and earn all the money".
And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs and the eyes until finally the asshole spoke up.

All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the BOSS.

So the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work. Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet witched, the heart and the lungs began to panic and the brain fevered.

Eventually, they all decided that the asshole should be the BOSS, so the motion was passed.
All the other parts did all the work while the BOSS just sat and passed out the shit!

Moral : You don’t need brains to be a BOSS-any asshole will do...

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

.....yang mana satu ?

Orang kata jika masuk opiz baru kena lar pakai funiture baru.... opiz dah nak siap jadi kelmarin aku pi jenjalan kat komplex Karamunsing mencari office funiture, pening pala aku nengok org ramai sgt.. mcm2 pesen... mcm2 gaya... rambut plak berkaler2.. tringat ckp abg Long pasai bab rambut neh..

"ayah, kesian orang tu yer .. kat rumah dia air berkarat gamaknya, tu lar pasal rambut dia perang", selamba jer abg Long buat andaian... ketawa besar aku mendengarnya..

...dari satu floor ke floor yg lain aku aku melilau cari kedai funiture then nampak lar sign "Advance Office Funiture", yes.. yes...yes... aku pun pi lar jenguk tgk apa2 yang patot untuk opiz baru aku yg tgh dalam pembikinan skrg neh...










..mmmmmmmm tgk dia punya brochure nak pilih kaler dulu.. pening juga aku nak amik Beech ker Grey neh... aduihh aihhh.......











.....pilihan my chair plak.... kaler bleh request, but yg mana satu neh aduiiiiiiiiiiii....... utk my pembantu plak biasa lar midle high punya, yg tu x banyak pilihan, dia sure ikut apa yg di pilih.. "yes boss" lar katakan....


....waiting room chair & visitor chair, ni yg buat aku kelabu mata, masih memikirkan yg mana neh...huhuhuhu
tak sabo aku nak pindah opiz baru neh......

Thursday, July 10, 2008

....penat aku dah ok sikit




...lately neh aku bz skit, maklumlar dah nama pun keja... kena lar tumpukan perhatian lebih, karang dapat surat chenta plak dari atas alamatnya x berasap lar dapur aku....

..alhamdulillah 173 unit tu dah deliver on time (26/06/2008) walaupun ada masalah teknikal dari production, tetapi berkat "team spirit" dari semua yg terlibat semuanya dpt di atasi dgn jayanya dan menjadikan tmpt aku satu-satunya branch yang berjaya deliver 173 unit dalam satu hari sahaja...!!!

...0n 27-28-29/06/2008 pula aku bawak bos-bos aku pegi panjat gunung kinabalu.... alhamdulillah sampai ke Low's Peak.. nanti akan aku buat blog entry mengenai pendakian tuh..

1st week July pula bz dgn pengagihan 17 unit additional dan penggantian untuk jabatan2 kerajaan termasuk BPR, Mahkamah Tinggi, JASA dan ATM di sekitar Sabah..

....dan hari ini aku baru balik dari Sandakan setelah 3 hari buat pengagihan penggantian utk jbt kerajaan d sana, kiranya dah selesai sikit azab sengsara aku dan dapat lar menarik napas lega... huhuhuhuhu..

..hujung minggu neh pi manceng yahoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo......

gelak lar......

Truk punya jepun neh......