It doesn't pay to be arrogant !

The Power of the Badge

DEA officer stops at a ranch in South Texas, and talks with an old rancher mending a fence. He tells the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs."

The old Rancher says, "Okay, but don't go in that field over there", as he points out the location.

The DEA officer verbally explodes saying, " Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government behind me." He reaches into his back pants pocket, removes his badge and proudly flashes it at the old Rancher.

"Do you see this badge? It means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... on any one's land. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?"

The old rancher nods politely, apologizes, and goes about his chores..

A short time later, the old rancher hears loud screams and sees the DEA officer running for his life ... chased close behind by the rancher's 1,500 pound prize bull.

With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer, and it seems likely that he'll get "Horned" before he reaches safety. The officer is clearly terrified.

The Rancher drops his fence tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs...........

"Your badge, your badge. Show him your damn BADGE !"

Lima Rahsia Isteri Sempurna...

1. Seorang istri yang cantik, pintar bersolek, memasak dan mengurus rumah adalah hal yang penting.

2. Seorang istri yang periang, enerjik, dapat membuat kita tertawa dan menghibur dikala duka juga penting.

3. Seorang istri yang pengertian, saleh, jujur, taat beribadah dan dapat dipercaya sangat penting

4. Seorang istri yang dapat memahami dan memuaskan anda secara lahir batin dan ditempat tidur juga sangatlah penting.

5. Tapi yang paling penting adalah ke empat istri-istri tersebut di atas tidak saling mengenal satu sama lain.

Jangan marah...selamat berhujung minggu..

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Assalamualaikum w.b.t kepada semua....

Agak lama aku tak meng"update" blog aku neh... sunyi... sepi...macam tak cukup garam pong ada, nak lebihkan gula takot ada yg kena kencheng manih plak..... so senang cakap 2 bulan kebelakangan neh memang begitu mem'bz'kan aku...

alhamdulillah... aku dah selamat kembali ke tanah air terchenta setelah sekian lama merantau ke "Land Below The Wind"... dah seghuper ceghiter "Geronimo" aku ghaserkan.... balik ke tanah air ni mcm baru nak mula penghidupan yg mcm baghu lepaih kaweng tu... wakakakaka

....yang paling aku sedey aktiviti aku tu MEMANCHENG... kat mana lar aku nak pi buang tali pancheng aku tuh.. x kan nak pi buang kat dalam aquaria tu plak kot.. beaber tolong akuuuuuuuu... warghhhhhhhhhhh..!!!!!

apa-apa pong kepada kengkawan yang setia menjenguk kedalam blog aku neh aku ucapkan bebanyak terghima kaseh kerana jenguk tak nampak apa-apa.. tak dak apa yg terbaru, cuma si kembor tu semakin besor.. dengan perangai yang makin nampak mengada-ngada (biasa lar... like father like son)....

Ok lah... aku x nak membebel pepanjang lagik, aku chow dulu... ada masa aku update lagi..!