Monday, November 16, 2009

It doesn't pay to be arrogant !


The Power of the Badge


DEA officer stops at a ranch in South Texas, and talks with an old rancher mending a fence. He tells the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs."


The old Rancher says, "Okay, but don't go in that field over there", as he points out the location.


The DEA officer verbally explodes saying, " Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government behind me." He reaches into his back pants pocket, removes his badge and proudly flashes it at the old Rancher.


"Do you see this badge? It means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... on any one's land. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?"


The old rancher nods politely, apologizes, and goes about his chores..


A short time later, the old rancher hears loud screams and sees the DEA officer running for his life ... chased close behind by the rancher's 1,500 pound prize bull.


With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer, and it seems likely that he'll get "Horned" before he reaches safety. The officer is clearly terrified.


The Rancher drops his fence tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs...........


"Your badge, your badge. Show him your damn BADGE !"

Friday, July 31, 2009

Lima Rahsia Isteri Sempurna...


1. Seorang istri yang cantik, pintar bersolek, memasak dan mengurus rumah adalah hal yang penting.

2. Seorang istri yang periang, enerjik, dapat membuat kita tertawa dan menghibur dikala duka juga penting.

3. Seorang istri yang pengertian, saleh, jujur, taat beribadah dan dapat dipercaya sangat penting

4. Seorang istri yang dapat memahami dan memuaskan anda secara lahir batin dan ditempat tidur juga sangatlah penting.

5. Tapi yang paling penting adalah ke empat istri-istri tersebut di atas tidak saling mengenal satu sama lain.

Jangan marah...selamat berhujung minggu..

Road to B E R A



7.30 pagi - Up load barang2 keperluan



9.00 pagi - Bertolak ke Bera dengan Bro Nash (main driver), (co-driver) Naz dan Feez...


















12.15 tgh - Sampai ke Temerloh, pekena ikan patin masak tempoyak.. perghhhh

















3.00 ptg - Sampai ke Tasik Bera, cantek sungguh ciptaan Allah s.w.t dgn keadaan alam semulajadinya, tapi sayang kerakusan manusia mencemar keadaan tsbt.


4.00 ptg - Mancing di Jeti Dara, sampai jam 6.00 ptg, hasil tak memberangsangkan


7.00 ptg - Set up kem di Jeti Sudin, walau gelap meraba-raba.. khemah tetap tegak berdiri akhirnya
















8.00 mlm - Naz selaku chef utk makan malam sedang beraksi....
















bahan-bahanya... tu dia lesung batu pun usung pi sana sini nehhh..... (wajib)
















taraaaaaaaaaaa......... dah siap neh, laporrr nyerrr iskhhhhhhhhh
















9.00 mlm - tengah sedap menjamu selera, dikejutkan dgn kedatangan sorang penduduk asli di situ rupa-rupanya tok batin kg tu (lupa nama dia), siap menegur kami kerana masuk kg tanpa kebenaran..alamakkkk

















sebagai org yg paling senior (tua lar tuh) dlm group aku, Bro Nash slow talk dgn tok batin tu, ajak join makan n pekena kopi kapal api.... TU DAH SENYUM seatle problem


00.30 pagi - masuk beradu awal.... esok nak beraksi 'casting' awal pagi, cari sebarau dan toman


7.30 pagi - apa-apa pun sarapan dulu... karang ikan tak dapat, lapar plak yg dapat... sambil tu borak-borak lar apa2 yg patot, borak pasal pancheng lar...
















12.45 tgh - Mana pi abis ikan, hairan sungguh... rezeki tak menjadi trip kali ni
















...antara rezeki yang mengena....




2.00 ptg - Berkemas semua kelengkapan dan bertolak balik ke KL
















6.00 ptg - Masuk semula ke dalam kesesakan yang menggila di KL....aarghhhhhhhhhhhhh

Friday, July 17, 2009

Verry Touching..!!!

Alfatihah....!!!

Untuk ayahanda tercinta... arwah Hj Abdul Bin Mat

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Tuesday, July 14, 2009

This'll make you cry!!!


In Phoenix, Arizona, a 26-year-old mother stared down at her 6 year old son, who was dying of terminal leukemia.Although her heart was filled with sadness, she also had a strong feeling of determination.

Like any parent, she wanted her son to grow up and fulfill all his dreams. Now that was no longer possible.The leukemia would see to that. But she still wanted her son's dream to come true.

She took her son's hand and asked, 'Billy, did you ever think about what you wanted to be once you grew up ?

Did you ever dream and wish what you would do with your life ?

'Mommy, 'I always wanted to be a fireman when I grew up.

'Mom smiled back and said, 'Let's see if we can make your wish come true.'

Later that day she went to her local fire Department in Phoenix, Arizona, where she met Fireman Bob, who had a heart as big as Phoenix. She explained her son's final wish and asked if it might be possibleto give her 6 year-old son a ride around the block on a fire engine.

Fireman Bob said, 'Look, we can do better than that. If you'll have your son ready at seven o'clock Wednesday morning, we'll make him an honorary Fireman for the whole day. He can come down to the fire station, eat with us , go out on all the fire calls, the whole nine yards !

And if you'll give us his sizes, we'll get a real fire uniform for him, with a real fire hat - not a toy -- one-with the emblem of the Phoenix Fire Department on it, a yellow slicker like we wear and rubber boots.

''They're all manufactured right here in Phoenix, so we can get them fast.'


Three days later Fireman Bob picked up Billy, dressed him in his uniform and escorted him from his hospital bed to the waiting hook and ladder truck.
Billy got to sit on the back of the truck and help steer it back to the fire station. He was in heaven.
There were three fire calls in Phoenix that day and Billy got to go out on all three calls.He rode in the different fire engines, the Paramedic's' van,and even the fire chief's car.
He was also videotaped for the local news program.
Having his dream come true,with all the love and attention that was lavished upon him, so deeply touched Billy, that he lived three months longer than any doctor thought possible.
One night all of his vital signs began to drop dramatically and the head nurse, who believed in the hospice concept - that no one should die alone, began to call the family members to the hospital.
Then she remembered the day Billy had spent as a Fireman, so she called the Fire Chief and asked if it would be possible to send a fireman in uniform to the hospital to be with Billy as he made his transition.
The chief replied, 'We can do better than that. We'll be there in five minutes. Will you please do me a favor ?
When you hear the sirens screaming and see the lights flashing, will you announce over the PA system that there is not a fire ?' 'It's the department coming to see one of its finest members one more time. And will you open the window to his room ?'
About five minutes later a hook and ladder truck arrived at the hospital and extended its ladder up to Billy's third floor open window -------- 16 fire-fighters climbed up the ladder into Billy's room !!
With his mother's permission, they hugged him and held him and told him how much they LOVED him.
With his dying breath, Billy looked up at the fire chief and said, 'Chief, am I really a fireman now ?
''Billy, you are, and The Head Chief, God, is holding your hand,' the chief said.
With those words, Billy smiled and said, 'I know, He's been holding my hand all day, and the angels have been singing.'He closed his eyes one last time.
Uplifting stories are one of the best gifts we receive. There is no cost, but a lot of rewards, so let's continue to uplift one another.

Friday, July 10, 2009

I'm back.........!!!!!!


Assalamualaikum w.b.t kepada semua....


Agak lama aku tak meng"update" blog aku neh... sunyi... sepi...macam tak cukup garam pong ada, nak lebihkan gula takot ada yg kena kencheng manih plak..... so senang cakap 2 bulan kebelakangan neh memang begitu mem'bz'kan aku...


alhamdulillah... aku dah selamat kembali ke tanah air terchenta setelah sekian lama merantau ke "Land Below The Wind"... dah seghuper ceghiter "Geronimo" aku ghaserkan.... balik ke tanah air ni mcm baru nak mula penghidupan yg mcm baghu lepaih kaweng tu... wakakakaka
....yang paling aku sedey aktiviti aku tu MEMANCHENG... kat mana lar aku nak pi buang tali pancheng aku tuh.. x kan nak pi buang kat dalam aquaria tu plak kot.. beaber tolong akuuuuuuuu... warghhhhhhhhhhh..!!!!!


apa-apa pong kepada kengkawan yang setia menjenguk kedalam blog aku neh aku ucapkan bebanyak terghima kaseh kerana jenguk tak nampak apa-apa.. tak dak apa yg terbaru, cuma si kembor tu semakin besor.. dengan perangai yang makin nampak mengada-ngada (biasa lar... like father like son)....


Ok lah... aku x nak membebel pepanjang lagik, aku chow dulu... ada masa aku update lagi..!

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Seksa Si Jongos

Penat aku tengok gelagat budak nihhh....!!!

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