It doesn't pay to be arrogant !

The Power of the Badge

DEA officer stops at a ranch in South Texas, and talks with an old rancher mending a fence. He tells the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs."

The old Rancher says, "Okay, but don't go in that field over there", as he points out the location.

The DEA officer verbally explodes saying, " Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government behind me." He reaches into his back pants pocket, removes his badge and proudly flashes it at the old Rancher.

"Do you see this badge? It means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... on any one's land. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?"

The old rancher nods politely, apologizes, and goes about his chores..

A short time later, the old rancher hears loud screams and sees the DEA officer running for his life ... chased close behind by the rancher's 1,500 pound prize bull.

With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer, and it seems likely that he'll get "Horned" before he reaches safety. The officer is clearly terrified.

The Rancher drops his fence tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs...........

"Your badge, your badge. Show him your damn BADGE !"

Lima Rahsia Isteri Sempurna...

1. Seorang istri yang cantik, pintar bersolek, memasak dan mengurus rumah adalah hal yang penting.

2. Seorang istri yang periang, enerjik, dapat membuat kita tertawa dan menghibur dikala duka juga penting.

3. Seorang istri yang pengertian, saleh, jujur, taat beribadah dan dapat dipercaya sangat penting

4. Seorang istri yang dapat memahami dan memuaskan anda secara lahir batin dan ditempat tidur juga sangatlah penting.

5. Tapi yang paling penting adalah ke empat istri-istri tersebut di atas tidak saling mengenal satu sama lain.

Jangan marah...selamat berhujung minggu..

Road to B E R A

7.30 pagi - Up load barang2 keperluan

9.00 pagi - Bertolak ke Bera dengan Bro Nash (main driver), (co-driver) Naz dan Feez...

12.15 tgh - Sampai ke Temerloh, pekena ikan patin masak tempoyak.. perghhhh

3.00 ptg - Sampai ke Tasik Bera, cantek sungguh ciptaan Allah s.w.t dgn keadaan alam semulajadinya, tapi sayang kerakusan manusia mencemar keadaan tsbt.

4.00 ptg - Mancing di Jeti Dara, sampai jam 6.00 ptg, hasil tak memberangsangkan

7.00 ptg - Set up kem di Jeti Sudin, walau gelap meraba-raba.. khemah tetap tegak berdiri akhirnya

8.00 mlm - Naz selaku chef utk makan malam sedang beraksi....

bahan-bahanya... tu dia lesung batu pun usung pi sana sini nehhh..... (wajib)

taraaaaaaaaaaa......... dah siap neh, laporrr nyerrr iskhhhhhhhhh

9.00 mlm - tengah sedap menjamu selera, dikejutkan dgn kedatangan sorang penduduk asli di situ rupa-rupanya tok batin kg tu (lupa nama dia), siap menegur kami kerana masuk kg tanpa kebenaran..alamakkkk

sebagai org yg paling senior (tua lar tuh) dlm group aku, Bro Nash slow talk dgn tok batin tu, ajak join makan n pekena kopi kapal api.... TU DAH SENYUM seatle problem

00.30 pagi - masuk beradu awal.... esok nak beraksi 'casting' awal pagi, cari sebarau dan toman

7.30 pagi - apa-apa pun sarapan dulu... karang ikan tak dapat, lapar plak yg dapat... sambil tu borak-borak lar apa2 yg patot, borak pasal pancheng lar...

12.45 tgh - Mana pi abis ikan, hairan sungguh... rezeki tak menjadi trip kali ni

...antara rezeki yang mengena....

2.00 ptg - Berkemas semua kelengkapan dan bertolak balik ke KL

6.00 ptg - Masuk semula ke dalam kesesakan yang menggila di KL....aarghhhhhhhhhhhhh

Verry Touching..!!!

Alfatihah....!!!

Untuk ayahanda tercinta... arwah Hj Abdul Bin Mat

This'll make you cry!!!

In Phoenix, Arizona, a 26-year-old mother stared down at her 6 year old son, who was dying of terminal leukemia.Although her heart was filled with sadness, she also had a strong feeling of determination.

Like any parent, she wanted her son to grow up and fulfill all his dreams. Now that was no longer possible.The leukemia would see to that. But she still wanted her son's dream to come true.

She took her son's hand and asked, 'Billy, did you ever think about what you wanted to be once you grew up ?

Did you ever dream and wish what you would do with your life ?

'Mommy, 'I always wanted to be a fireman when I grew up.

'Mom smiled back and said, 'Let's see if we can make your wish come true.'

Later that day she went to her local fire Department in Phoenix, Arizona, where she met Fireman Bob, who had a heart as big as Phoenix. She explained her son's final wish and asked if it might be possibleto give her 6 year-old son a ride around the block on a fire engine.

Fireman Bob said, 'Look, we can do better than that. If you'll have your son ready at seven o'clock Wednesday morning, we'll make him an honorary Fireman for the whole day. He can come down to the fire station, eat with us , go out on all the fire calls, the whole nine yards !

And if you'll give us his sizes, we'll get a real fire uniform for him, with a real fire hat - not a toy -- one-with the emblem of the Phoenix Fire Department on it, a yellow slicker like we wear and rubber boots.

''They're all manufactured right here in Phoenix, so we can get them fast.'

Three days later Fireman Bob picked up Billy, dressed him in his uniform and escorted him from his hospital bed to the waiting hook and ladder truck.

Billy got to sit on the back of the truck and help steer it back to the fire station. He was in heaven.

There were three fire calls in Phoenix that day and Billy got to go out on all three calls.He rode in the different fire engines, the Paramedic's' van,and even the fire chief's car.

He was also videotaped for the local news program.

Having his dream come true,with all the love and attention that was lavished upon him, so deeply touched Billy, that he lived three months longer than any doctor thought possible.

One night all of his vital signs began to drop dramatically and the head nurse, who believed in the hospice concept - that no one should die alone, began to call the family members to the hospital.

Then she remembered the day Billy had spent as a Fireman, so she called the Fire Chief and asked if it would be possible to send a fireman in uniform to the hospital to be with Billy as he made his transition.

The chief replied, 'We can do better than that. We'll be there in five minutes. Will you please do me a favor ?

When you hear the sirens screaming and see the lights flashing, will you announce over the PA system that there is not a fire ?' 'It's the department coming to see one of its finest members one more time. And will you open the window to his room ?'

About five minutes later a hook and ladder truck arrived at the hospital and extended its ladder up to Billy's third floor open window -------- 16 fire-fighters climbed up the ladder into Billy's room !!

With his mother's permission, they hugged him and held him and told him how much they LOVED him.

With his dying breath, Billy looked up at the fire chief and said, 'Chief, am I really a fireman now ?

''Billy, you are, and The Head Chief, God, is holding your hand,' the chief said.

With those words, Billy smiled and said, 'I know, He's been holding my hand all day, and the angels have been singing.'He closed his eyes one last time.

Uplifting stories are one of the best gifts we receive. There is no cost, but a lot of rewards, so let's continue to uplift one another.

I'm back.........!!!!!!

Assalamualaikum w.b.t kepada semua....

Agak lama aku tak meng"update" blog aku neh... sunyi... sepi...macam tak cukup garam pong ada, nak lebihkan gula takot ada yg kena kencheng manih plak..... so senang cakap 2 bulan kebelakangan neh memang begitu mem'bz'kan aku...

alhamdulillah... aku dah selamat kembali ke tanah air terchenta setelah sekian lama merantau ke "Land Below The Wind"... dah seghuper ceghiter "Geronimo" aku ghaserkan.... balik ke tanah air ni mcm baru nak mula penghidupan yg mcm baghu lepaih kaweng tu... wakakakaka

....yang paling aku sedey aktiviti aku tu MEMANCHENG... kat mana lar aku nak pi buang tali pancheng aku tuh.. x kan nak pi buang kat dalam aquaria tu plak kot.. beaber tolong akuuuuuuuu... warghhhhhhhhhhh..!!!!!

apa-apa pong kepada kengkawan yang setia menjenguk kedalam blog aku neh aku ucapkan bebanyak terghima kaseh kerana jenguk tak nampak apa-apa.. tak dak apa yg terbaru, cuma si kembor tu semakin besor.. dengan perangai yang makin nampak mengada-ngada (biasa lar... like father like son)....

Ok lah... aku x nak membebel pepanjang lagik, aku chow dulu... ada masa aku update lagi..!

Seksa Si Jongos

Penat aku tengok gelagat budak nihhh....!!!

ePi B'daY aYaH..!!!

Pagi tadi.... Kak Cik talipon (Bb).. "elo ayah.. selamat hari lahir ayah, kak cik sayang ayah, kami semua sayang ayah.."

Owhhhh... terlupa sungguh aku, alhamdulillah walau sedetik terlupa telah di ingatkan semula tentang nikmat yang perlu disyukuri kepada Nya..

...dah meningkat umo aku neh.. apakah cukup amalan aku untuk dibawa ke akhirat ???????

Why Not ?

Bukan hanya sekadar kata-kata yang dipertuturkan...............

Maid Gila.. Beware !!!!

Pada kengkawan yang ada maid kat rumah tu pantau-pantaulah sama yer... takot jadik macam ni... nyesal tak sudah, kesian kat anak-anak kita tu !!!!!!!!!!

Hot Chilli Papper

Panassss...panassss......sensasi lagik (cute nyer tikus tuh) hehehehe..

Aduiiiiii ngantuk nya... malam tadi si kembor berdua tuh dia tak moh tido... melayan sampai kepagi dari jam 2.50am hingga lar ke subuh jam 05.03am !!!!

HUSBANDS FOR SALE !

To all men for a good laugh and to all the women who can handle the truth!

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.

You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch .... You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework.

'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!' Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!

Sejenak bersama Tok Kedah

Pagi semalam Safia bangun menangis bertanyakan bila dapat jumpa Tok Kedah lagi (Safia namakan mak aku sebagai Tok Kedah)...!!! Aku tergamam nak jawab apa pun tak tau... Lady kata pertengahan tahun ni kita balik, amboi aihhhh sedap dia bercakap.....!

Alhamdulillah kembar berdua tu semakin berisi... si Iqbal berat 3.8kg dan si Naufal 3.1kg.. tgk lar makin tombam-tombam depa berdua tu.. tapi yg sakit nya siang depa tidoq nyenyak... malam plak aduiii aihhh... tak dapek den mengonangkan nyer... depa pakat-pakat berganti 'berkaraoke' berjaga malam sampai ke pagi.... huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu..

Ari tuh kira baguih lar jugak time bebudak coti skolah... ada tukang jaga bganti-ganti, tu pun bukan nya reti sangat.. sama naik jer ngan bebi tuh..!

Masa mak aku nak balik ari tuh Kak Long menangih tak bagi tok dia balik.... mana tidak nya, dalam ramai-ramai anak aku dia yang paling rapat dengan tok Kedah..... bantai mak aku yang dok pakai selalu selama dia di Sabah, Kak Ngah peluk tiap-tiap malam sampai hari ni, tak bagi basuh pula tu.... kesian jugak menengoknya !

Aku bawak mak aku pi jenguk kat "Jamilah Enterprise".... mak aku kata, " naik juling mata masuk dalam tu... tak tau mana nak pilih !"

"hat yang tu cantik jugak tapi besaq sangat"

.....sempat jugak dapat kawan dari Kuantan ka mana ka aku pun lopa dah kat dalam tu... nyembang sakan depa... ghamai sungguh ghupa nya orang2 semenanjung beranak di Sabah.. tu sedara mara, ibu bapa datang jenguk anak bersalin ceritanya...

"Oooo macam ni ka depa dok tempah rantai tangan ni..."

..."nak ambik yang mana satu pun tak tau ni"... aku kata,"mengkalu pakai dah tentu nak kena tunjuk, nanti org tak tau yg kita pakai !"... betui jugak... hehehehe

tediaaa.... dah mola borong tu... pilih jangan tak pilih..

"Makcik beli naa sebanyak duit"

Aku dah nawaitu nak bagi mak aku merasa gelama sungai bolong, 3 hari sebelum mak aku nak balik aku pi mancing dengan abg Long

....alhamdulillah dah memang jadi rezeki mak aku nak merasa gelama.. sebesar slipar jopun tu !

..hari nak balik tu bergambaq sakan lar dengan tok depa..

"ni mengkalu abg Long dok ataih riba tok ok ka ?"

IsyaAllah.. kalau ada rezeki dalam tahun ni balik lar aku anak beranak ke semenanjung !

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Masa kita kecik-kecik dulu mak kita yang dok jaga kita.... hingga lah sekarang sampai keanak-anak kita pun mak kita tetap jaga....... 2 bulan mak aku di Sabah sementara menunggu Lady sihat sikit.

Well Done...!!!

Assalamualaikum w.b.t

Minggu lepaih 28/02/09... mak aku dgn bangganya pok pek pok pek pok pek pepagi buta bagi nasehat... "pi laa sama bagi semangat kat dia, sat neh tgk ayah org lain semua datang dia sedey plak.. pi lah"...







... aku dgn mengeliat panjang,..."baru 06.30 pagi ni mak, depa nak kumpui dulu kat skolah.. sat neh lar kok leghoh 09.00 pagi ancik pi lar.. tak kan nak pi melangut jugak kot pepagi buta neh nak buat apa... !!"





Abang Long wakil tunggal lelaki terpilih masuk Tilawah Al-Quran peringkat sekolah rendah untuk wakil sekolah dia... dasat wooo cucu mak aku sorang neh !!!! Tak sesia mak aku dok ngajaq cucu-cucu dia ngaji tiap-tiap petang sejak mai Sabah neh.....





Ada 24 sekolah semua yg bertanding Tilawah Al-Quran, Nasyid, Tahfiz dan bercerita kisah dlm Al-Quran... punya lar haru, kelam kabut pun ada masa aku sampai.. ada yg tengah dok ngaji quran minta berenti dulu nak pi tandas pun ada... yang jurinya pula.. dok nyembang yg syoknya sambey ngunyah karipap sambey dok bagi markah yg tangan kiri sambey dok tuang ayaq... hebat-hebat....



.....mana ada ibu bapa pun, yang ada guru-guru pengiring sekolah memasing.. rupa-rupanya ibu bapa tak dijemput...........dalam ancik dok congak-congak... sebuah skolah 5 org guru pengiring x 24 skolah = 120 org.. tu baru cikgu saja... tak campoq budak2 lagik yg amik bahagian tu... katalah satu skolah 12 org murid x 24 skolah = 288 org murid + pulak dgn 120 guru = dah jadi 408 orang.... patot lar tak pangey ibu bapa... bajet sekolah yang menganjurkan majlis tu larik beb !!!!



"Abang Long....Walaupun tak berjaya menjadi johan..(alasan Abang Long, ayah beli Al-Quran besaq sangat, sangkut microphone, tu yang kalah).. dapat nombor 8 saja.. tetap ayah bangga... sekurang2nya Abang Long dah membuktikan pada ayah yg Abang Long BOLEH dan berani menghadapi saat kritikal mcm tu... basah lencun baju tuh memang adat.. belum baca lagik pun dah separuh baldi peluh tu.. sampin tu toksah dok kata lar, berbelas kali ikat kot..!!!!"




Apa pun di akhir majlis sekolah Abang Long, Sek Keb Kolombong, menjadi juara keseluruhan pada hari tuh dgn membawa pulang 3 emas dan 2 perak... ok jugak sekolah Abang Long neh...!!!